Jake's LaxLONG STICKS DON'T MATTER WITHOUT CLEAN BALLSBack Print · Heavy Cotton
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Long Sticks Don't Matter Tee
"LONG STICKS DON'T MATTER WITHOUT CLEAN BALLS"
$44
Heavyweight cotton tee with a longer back print to fit the full slogan. Small chest hit. Reinforced collar. Cut for athletic frames without being a skin suit.
Color
Locker Black
Size
1
The Story
Shoutout to every D-pole out there pushing a 6-foot stick. Your reach is wasted if the pill's filthy. Handle it.
6.5oz heavyweight 100% ring-spun cotton. Boxy, modern cut with a dropped shoulder. Pre-shrunk and garment-dyed — feels broken in from day one.
Ships from LA within 48 hours. US domestic: 3–5 business days. International: 7–14 business days. Free US shipping on orders $75+.
Unworn, unwashed, tags attached: full refund within 30 days. Just reply to your order confirmation. Custom team orders are final sale.
Cold wash inside out. Tumble dry low or hang dry. No bleach. Real graphics last longer if you treat them right.
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