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JAKE'S LAX
Generator

Jake's Lax
It Up.

Infinite on-brand slogans, predone and bucketed 1–5 on the Balls scale. Drop a name to personalize. Copy the Midjourney prompt. Print it. Wear it. Or send it to us and we'll print it for your team.

Step 01

Step 02

How Dirty?

Balls Rating

3 / 5 — House

← CleanHouse standard · Clean Balls OnlyDirty →

1 is squeaky clean collegiate. 3 is the house standard. 5 is locker-room raw — won't clear a middle school dress code.

Predone · Randomized · Bucketed by Rating

Ready When You Are.

Pick a ball rating, drop a name if you want, hit the button. You'll get a front chest hit + back slogan + design concept + Midjourney prompt.

Built-in Drops

Six Drops,
Pre-Curated.

Don't feel like rolling? Here are complete drop concepts — 5 to 8 designs each, already tuned by rating, palette, and vibe.

  • 3/5 Balls6 designs

    Drop 01 — Clean Balls Only

    The foundation. Say it with your chest.

    Black / Cream / Field Green

    1. 01CLEAN BALLS ONLY / Dirty Balls Don't Fly Straight
    2. 02LOOSE BALLS / Loose Balls Win Games
    3. 03HANDLE 'EM / Handle Your Balls
    4. 04BALL CHECK / Check Your Balls Before Game Time
    5. 05FUNDAMENTALS / Clean Balls Win Games
    6. 06CRADLE ON / Keep Your Balls Clean
  • 3/5 Balls6 designs

    Drop 02 — Ground Ball Culture

    For the dirty-work players. Wings, FOGOs, long poles, fourth-line hustle.

    Gray / Navy / White

    1. 01GROUND GAME / Loose Balls Matter
    2. 02SCOOP IT / Ground Balls Win Games
    3. 03NO DROP ZONE / Don't Drop The Balls
    4. 04LONG STICK / Doesn't Matter Without Clean Balls
    5. 05TWO HANDS / Two Hands Only
    6. 06WIPE 'EM / Wipe Your Balls Down
  • 1/5 Balls5 designs

    Drop 03 — Varsity Letter

    Old-school collegiate. 1-ball premium. Looks great on anyone.

    Vintage Cream / Maroon / Navy

    1. 01CLEAN GAME / Fundamentals Over Flash
    2. 02DISCIPLINE / Discipline Is Undefeated
    3. 03STICKWORK / Stickwork Wins
    4. 04FORM FIRST / Precision Over Power
    5. 05ONE TEAM / Every Scoop Counts
  • 5/5 Balls7 designs

    Drop 04 — Locker Room Raw

    4–5 ball. The one your parents ask about. 18+ marketing.

    Black / Safety Orange / Neon Green

    1. 01ASK ME / Ask About My Balls
    2. 02FILTHY / My Balls Are Filthy
    3. 03CERTIFIED / Certified Ball Handler
    4. 04BALLS DEEP / Balls Deep Defense
    5. 05GRIP CHECK / Grip It, Squeeze It, Shoot It
    6. 06UNHINGED / Unhinged From The Whistle
    7. 07EAT IT / Eat My Cradle
  • 3/5 Balls6 designs

    Drop 05 — Home & Away

    Same slogans, two colorways. Cream for home fits, Black for road trips.

    Cream colorway · Black colorway

    1. 01CLEAN BALLS ONLY / Dirty Balls Don't Fly Straight (both colorways)
    2. 02LOOSE BALLS / Loose Balls Win Games (both)
    3. 03BALL CHECK / Check Your Balls Before Game Time (both)
    4. 04HANDLE 'EM / Handle Your Balls (both)
    5. 05Hat — CLEAN BALLS ONLY (cream + black)
    6. 06Sticker pack — the whole drop
  • 2/5 Balls5 designs

    Drop 06 — Team Drop

    Custom pairings for your squad. Name / number back, slogan front.

    Team colors + Jake's Lax chest hit

    1. 01CLEAN BALLS ONLY + [NUMBER] on the back
    2. 02BALL CHECK + [LAST NAME]
    3. 03Team name hoodie — sleeve print
    4. 04Hat — team logo + JL stick-balls mark
    5. 05Shorts — small hit at hem

Love A Roll?
Want It On A Tee?

Rolled something you and the squad want printed? Shoot it over — minimum 12 pieces, we handle the art, print, and ship. Custom rolls for club, travel, high school, college, rec, office — whoever.

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